*disguised as Tracy*
Yo Liz! I needz you in ze breakroom. ze coffee machine iz broken and i needz you help to repair it you useless wench.
I mean...umm...Get someone to fix that damned thing or I wont do the show!
As tempting as that is, I've got a billion other things to do. And anyway, you're probably some 60-something year-old creep who stalks girls on the internet.
((Ugh, please don't get me started on the "Heart of the Cards" thing? Back in middle school, people would actually play like that. I got really annoyed at the game after being sent to the Shadow Realm for the umptenth time. Screw the rules of the game! We got a gay little TV Show that tells us how to play ))
No-oo. I'm showin' 'em how to pick up chicks, instead of playin' with stupid cards.
And you really think hearts can fit inside cards? Ya know what? *Rips a card in half*
(("Oversimplication" More like dramatization. The only resemblence that show had with the game itself was the cards themselves. That show fucking ruined that game for me. Which stinks, since it was actually kinda cool. Just, I had nobody to play with who WASN'T a complete nerd who doesn't know the rules ))
Ehh, buying another magician guy? Isn't that, like, illegal?
((When my friends and I used to play Yugioh, we completely trashed the rules. There's too many of them, and it doesn't have the payoff of Magic the Gathering.))
Oh, no, we just have to find another pack with him in it or buy it from some middle school kid.
What? Nerdy? Of course we're nerds. Do you know any voice actors who aren't nerds? Any TV show script writers who aren't nerds? To make it in this world, you almost have to be a nerd.
Hi there! I'm the head writer from the hit comedy show TGS with Tracy Jordan...and I'm here on the "interwebz" to get some new ideas for sketches, and to escape my insane co-workers.
Damnit, sounds like somebody threw a toaster at the wall again--!
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